11-Step Guide For Gods To Seduce Their Goddess: 1 -Present her with a custom ordered gift of Goddess of Truffleshandcrafted artisan luxury chocolate champagne truffles!
2 - Draw her a bath.
(Be sure to find out if she prefers bubble bath or bath salts, it matters!)
3 - It's champagne AND roses (not OR)
4 – Lots of candlelight (careful not to invoke the wrong fire)
5 – Have Spotify playing: Lana Del Rey "Young & Beautiful" (great bonding lyrics) followed by MS MR "BTSK" & Sarah Vaughan "You go to my head" on the playlist
6 – Provide a good book, options are thoughtful! (Try "Conversations With The Universe" by Simran Singh)
7 - Aroma therapy is a plus.
8 - Major bonus points for chromotherapy!
9 - A plush towel and a clip to put her hair up
10 – Fragrance & oils for when she gets out.
Get rose water in a spray bottle (find at health food store) Let her know she can mist it all over as a toner followed by sweet almond oil which can be used on the face. Reassure her it’ll absorb & that you’re willing to assist.
11 - Bring her into this sanctum & slowly kiss the back of her neck....Then leave her to her solitude! (Go have a beer or two and check stats of your teams - DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP! This is the equivalent of brining ribs before BBQ grilling -a must! Without this, it just isn’t what it could be)
The rest is what happens when gods and goddesses come together - the stuff legends are made of!
Have a blessed romance!